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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

10.06.2025 09:24

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Just Forget it!

Another attempt resulted in ...

What is it like to be the slave in a mistress-slave relationship?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Thumbs down again.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Wanda Sykes delivers epic 26-minute acceptance speech, mentions every other winner at event and speaks up for trans people - CNN

Everyone loved it.

So, the docs changed it to read

No go.

What do flat Earthers think causes the "magical downward force"?

They put up a sign reading

Hysterias & Posteriors

No way

Why am I attracted to older men?

Next, they tried...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Freaks and Cheeks

What started the whole idea of femboys? What is the whole point of a femboy? Did a boy or a man just randomly start dressing or acting feminine or something?

Minds and Behinds

Nuts and Butts

Still no good.

32.4 Patch Notes - Blizzard Entertainment

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Then came..

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

What are rare earth minerals, and why are they central to Trump’s trade war? - CNN

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

So they tried

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

How was your JEE Mains 2024 April attempt?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Unacceptable again!

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

The biggest binoculars we've ever tested: Celestron SkyMaster 25x100 hands-on review - Live Science

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Loons and Moons

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

If a narcissist can't feel remorse, can they ever feel regret for an evil act after going to rehab?

share office space ...

No, not a chance

Abby Lee Miller Sues Cedars-Sinai Hospital, Claims Doctors Left Catheter in Her Body - TMZ

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Still no good

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Why can't ugly women date hot guys? I know a woman who wants a hot BF but people would just laugh at her and ask her "what can you bring to the table for him?", isn't that messed up?